I watched The Amazing Spider-Man 2 last night, and then today I woke up feeling terrible and barfy.


Having drank half a bottle of gin didn’t help but I’m mostly blaming the movie, which was pretty terrible.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a piece of shit.

An expensive piece of shit.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a poorly written movie.

It is frustrating to watch.

If you think otherwise then you have bad taste.

“Seriously guys…this is so silly.”

— Joe, during our viewing of The Amazing Spider-Man 2

This movie is already annoying me.

A film filled with great actors dealing with fucking shitty dialogue and a mediocre script.


So what’s for dinner?

Every tater tot.

This is happening.