January 2012
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Back in Stockton.
Sigh.
Jan 27th
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The trip home.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Beginning our trip home soon, after six days in...
I am going to masturbate so hard when I get home.
Jan 27th
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Going back to Stockton is not a thing I am looking...
A return to sleeping in, going to the gym, and doing nothing in particular. After this week of non-stop stuff it’s a bit depressing, but being around the comic scene has prompted me to write a little more when I get home. I have many notepad files of things I always wanted to do during an open mic set, but never completed.  I guess everyone gets that bug when they’re around funny...
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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My booty is a cage...that keeps me from dancing...
But my mind holds the key.
Jan 26th
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Didny lnd.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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DISCOUNT BBQ BBQS GALORE SUPERSTORE CLEARANCE DEPARTMENT.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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My first time on Twilight Zone Tower of Terror:
The elevator goes up, scary things happen.  And then the elevator door opens to reveal that we are suddenly overseeing the entire park and zip-code area. Then the camera takes a photo before we drop. Me: “Wat.” Me: “Wat the fuck is this holy shit I’m going to die.” 
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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We are so funny.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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We made it to our hotel room.
Jan 21st
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We saw Samm Levine at a Chevron off of I-5.
If I were a creeper I’d have taken a photo. But instead I just made eye contact and awkwardly smiled.
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Impromptu trip to Disneyland.
Oh my. I am going down to the area with Joe and Valerie. Tomorrow. Out of nowhere. For FIVE days. We are going to Disneyland, California Adventure, and to see a ton of comedy shows. This is my big splurge. I am excited.
Jan 20th
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I once had a girl tell me she didn't like me...
And I was like, “okay.”
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Today is haircut day.
I’m afraid. I’m no good at haircuts.  I can never remember what clipper size to tell the lady. “So are you a five? A six?” Fucking hell lady I don’t know. “How do you want the back, squared off or rounded?” I can’t see back there, I don’t know, why are you asking me all these questions? “How do you usually style it?” Style...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
I fell asleep, and dreamed I was three blocks south with friends. Then a discomfort woke me, and I found myself pantless and alone in the dark.
Jan 19th
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Anonymous asked: describe yourself in 1 word.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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I get an erection every time I pull into the...
Jan 19th
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It's Endorphin Time!
Alpha! Beta! Gamma! Sigma!
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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I'm so bad at waking up.
This past week I don’t think I’ve managed to stir from my slumber before the clock strikes 2 in the afternoon. This is due somewhat to my habit of staying up far too late (till 7 a.m. last night), and then not having any real responsibilities during the day to rouse me from underneath the covers.  I need to wake up earlier than normal tomorrow, around 10 if I want to visit the gym and...
Jan 18th
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"I'll have you naked by the end of this song."
*puts on Providence by Godspeed You! Black Emperor*
Jan 18th
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