I’m at this part of The Last of Us, near the end, where I’m like…
“I don’t want to leave this rooftop.”
I don’t want the game to end, but I also am afraid of the terrible things that could come next for the characters.
I’m at this part of The Last of Us, near the end, where I’m like…
“I don’t want to leave this rooftop.”
I don’t want the game to end, but I also am afraid of the terrible things that could come next for the characters.
People are terrible and cannot be trusted.
So I sent them a message saying hello.
And they didn’t respond.
And I was just like
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This game is going to be the death of me.
Look, all I’m saying is that next month my company is having an open house at our new location and we are going to have adult-sized bounce houses, water slides, dunk tanks, velcro walls, sno cone machines, and sumo suits.
So yes my job is better than yours.
I don’t understand why people don’t wear seatbelts.
Like…as a means of rebelling.
It boggles my mind.
You think it’s easy being this sweaty all the time?
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
In journalistic writings you’re not supposed to begin a sentence with the word the.
Or the word fuck. One was easier to avoid than the other.
I like the word tush because when I grab my own butt and squeeze I’m like, “yep. That’s the word.”
If you’re not a Tumblr user and I link you to my blog that means I fucking trust the shit out of you.
If you aren’t a close friend or family member IRL and I add you on Facebook that means that I am okay with you seeing years worth of my photos.

Smelly.

Super smelly.

Crazy stank.

Baths don’t exist in the post-apocalyptic near future.
Here is a tiny rant about The Last of Us by me.