December 2010
Insane jump-roping, must watch. →
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My affection for a lady's posterior has increased...
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Pointless TMI.
I do not care if a lady is shaved or not.
Anonymous asked: i totally have a crush on you.
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When I was in the 1st grade, I'd punch myself in...
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Things.
- I’ve never dated a girl with a pixie haircut (but I want to).
- I’ve never had sex in a public place.
- I’ve never done a drug harder than weed.
- I’ve never been arrested.
- I’ve never been stabbed or shot.
- I’ve never performed a money shot.
- I’ve never put it in a ladies butt.
- I’ve never blacked out from drinking.
-...
My night has turned into a waiting game.
When should I eat my Marie Calendars microwavable dinner?
I cannot decide. I feel as though if I eat it now I will be hungry later, but it is hard to resist the temptation of mashed potatoes and chicken fried steak.
It is hard to resist. It’s only 7:42.
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"I will often think of you when I am in...
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D:
I can’t think.
I hate hitting mental roadblocks. I need to piece together a skeleton for my speech tomorrow, and I need to get a decent chunk of my research paper rough draft done tonight too.
The speech is a persuasive based on some sort of socio-political issue of my choosing, something that I can back up with statistics, and that has definite opposing sides. I’m trying to stay...
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I wish I had a fancy camera.
I would take pictures of SO many cats. But alas, I cannot afford such a thing.
November 2010
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I plan to play video games now, and rationalize it...
Most commonly used phrases while driving:
- “What the fuck, asshole!?”
- “Holy shit, learn to drive dickhole!”
- “I am going to murder everybody today.”
- “Am I the only one who knows how to drive?”
- “Use your blinker, cockmonger!”
- “I FUCKED YOUR MOM.”
- “Can I get a double-decker without lettuce and a steak taquito?”
- “THAT ISN’T...
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Uncomfortable tingle at tip of penis:
Start punching own crotch.
Anonymous asked: What was your speech about? Where do you go to school?
My feet are too cold, I can't think.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-28) →
Daft Punk (18)
Kanye West (10)
Menomena (7)
Blockhead (6)
Aphex Twin (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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That awkward moment when the Doctor tells you he's...
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When a girl affectionately calls me "sweetie" my...
I just want to wear thermals, eat cookies and play...
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I hate it when people watch me eat.
I get self-conscious, and when I go to take a bite I miss my mouth by a mile because I’m so distracted.
Sauce EVERYWHERE.
Can’t compare.
I don't want my grandpa to die.
(sad rant, ignore if you don’t care for that sort of thing)
I would give anything to keep that from happening out of turn, but by this time next year there is a very good chance he won’t be here, and I don’t know how I’m going to handle that.
The only family members who have passed in my lifetime are my cousin Kevin, who I didn’t see much and suffered a pretty...
This train ride is officially boring now.
Ordering cocktails did not help.
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