January 2011
heatherdean-deactivated20111106 asked: Best movie you've watched?
heatherdean-deactivated20111106 asked: Best movie you've watched?
fwarg asked: what should I drink next?
fwarg asked: what should I drink next?
Anonymous asked: Would you date a woman that looked like Hitler if she had the best personality in the world?
Anonymous asked: Would you date a woman that looked like Hitler if she had the best personality in the world?
Anonymous asked: Would you date black girls? have you ever?
Anonymous asked: Would you date black girls? have you ever?
Anonymous asked: would you date a chubby girl? i hope you would.
Anonymous asked: would you date a chubby girl? i hope you would.
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A year in review. →
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December 2010
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I hope I have sex in 2011.
“Deep Water” - Portishead
Too tired to...
…turn off the bedroom light before falling asleep.
…change out of my work clothes before getting under the covers.
…exit my messenger programs before curling into the fetal position.
…work out a solid sleep playlist in iTunes, so I’ll just put it on shuffle.
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Finished my final section of the newspaper for...
Feels good man.
I hope you like getting punched in the dick.
Cause you’re about to get punched in the dick.
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And the winner is...
…adarkershadeofred! A humorous entry and apparently an insane TMNT fan. Thanks to everyone who sent in submissions, I may do something similar down the road with a prize that’s a little more “for everyone,” so keep your eyes open.
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It is hard to take a picture of your own butt.
A nervous tic motion of the head to the left.
Feel free to add me...
…on a few other social outlets.
Last.fm — tehjeff
Instagram — tehjeff
Are you seeing a trend with my choice is username? Also, the hat contest is OVER, so I will accept no more entries and make my decision over the next day or two.
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Waiting for my morning wood to go away so I can...
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Definitely feeling the brandy now.
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So we meet again, Taco Bell.
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Breasts. Penis. Boobs. Dick. Tits. Cock. Sacks....
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remembermeright asked: by what time zone is noon for the contest tomorrow?
remembermeright asked: by what time zone is noon for the contest tomorrow?
Last chance to win a Ninja Turtles hat! →
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Taco Bell cup - lid = car ashtray.
Gotta make sure there’s a little bit of liquid left too.
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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.
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It is hard to get out of bed.
Especially when there seems to be a fucking storm ravaging the outside of the house.
Was going to go to ice skating today, but I need to finish up some Christmas stuff because I’m a bad person and most of us are doing gift exchange on New Year’s Eve because no one sees each other around the holidays.
And some of us are just lazy and slow and suck at gift giving.
Also, noticed...
Going to bed freezing. Waking up sweaty.
I require a happy medium please.
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Often times I find myself worrying about how crazy...
Do I internalize too much?
Do I have too much inner dialog?
Do I daydream too much?
Is my reasoning consistent with the rest of my peer group?
Is this a pimple or a boil?
How do my mental machinations compare to other folks?
Bugs me at times. I try not to concern myself with it, as it’s a moot point, but often times fail at doing so.
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I have never been to a strip club.
I think it’d be the most uncomfortable situation imaginable.
I just don’t think I’d get any enjoyment out of it. I’m sure that there are certainly some strippers who enjoy their work, but I imagine that most of them do it as a side-job to make money because they’re going through school, or they just need to support themselves, and I find it hard to believe that...
Anonymous asked: i want to have geeky babies w/ you.
Definitely one of those nights.
Still at work. A major fuckup on my part will have made it into tomorrow’s edition. Ugh.
Anonymous asked: i want to have geeky babies w/ you.