January 2012
Welp, change of plans.
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My belly button is a black hole that only attracts...
How does so much keep getting in there?
December 2011
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Well, since I can't get the Super Meat Boy...
Hmm, this isn’t so hard, collect three gifts.
Start my own server, kill myself…and done!
Ooh, a new item in my inventory! I hope it isn’t another coupon.
Let’s see…
What.
Why.
WHY.
WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Steam coupons: Need any?
So I’ve amassed a small fortune of Steam coupons, and I don’t plan on using any of them. Unfortunately they are not gift-able, and can only be moved via trade. However, if there is anyone who really, really wants any of these and has an item or coupon that they just don’t care for, let me know and we can switch it up.
Here’s what I have:
33% off Driver: San Francisco
50% off Sam and Max...
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Poop fears.
I have this nightmare scenario that plays out when I’m in the bathroom at times.
Like…I’m pooping, right? And it’s one of those hanger-ons that you have to spend a while jostling loose, or try to push on through with another round.
And just as this common occurrence takes place I hear my front door break open and a bunch of robbers invade my home. And they start stealing...
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My Grandmother gave me a box of chocolates for...
It’s such a strange gift.
Because she knows that I am single.
I mean, she’s pretty much expecting me to eat this entire box on my own.
And she often tells me that I am too skinny.
…
Well played, Grandma.
Ahem.
My eyes are up here.
I just want the year to be done with.
Not for any sullen reason, mind you. I’m not at my wit’s end and wishing for a new start, I just want to not have to worry about holidays for a while.
I’m not really that hyped for New Years either, which is a big change as it’s usually my favorite “holiday.” I guess I’m just tired, and I want to be able to find my new groove without the hustle and bustle...
My roommate posted a free download of an album he... →
You should download. It’s a good album, and it is free.
You could also upvote his link on Reddit, too.
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Year in Review: 2011
I figure nothing earth-shattering is going to happen over the next two days so I’d go ahead and do what 99% of the Internet tends to do around this time of the year — a recap of 2011.
Moved out of my crummy one-bedroom rent-in and into a duplex with my now-roommate Vince.
Went ice skating a bunch.
Had a short-lived romance come to an end by my own hand.
Visited Portland again.
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Puppies gonna pup.
Call me a creep, I don't care.
Just call me.
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I said, "kiss me, you're beautiful. These are...
I took your hand and we fell into it.
Like a daydream, or a fever.
Video-capture software.
What do you use?
I wanted to grab video from games I play.
I want this for reasons.
Fraps requires purchase/registration if I want videos that last longer than 30 seconds, is there a free alternative that works well?
Please, share with me your secrets.
Edit: I want to grab video from my laptop, not my television. I don’t need a connector box, just a program like Fraps that isn’t...
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“Little Girl” - Death From Above 1979
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Who are you people?
How did you get in my house?
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I feel the need.
The need…
…to pee.
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Boing.
A) The sound that Tiggers make
B) The sound that women’s breasts make in anime when unleashed
C) Both A and B
Mike Krahulik is my goddamned hero.
“I have a real problem with bullies. I spent my childhood moving from school to school and I got made fun of everyplace I landed. I feel like Paul is a bully and maybe that’s why I have no sympathy here. Someday every bully meets and even bigger bully and maybe that’s me in this case. It’s the same thing that happened with Jack Thompson. It might not always make the most business sense and...
My gym time might be more useful if I didn't eat 2...
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As I grow older, my hatred for teenagers grows...
A kind stranger from the Internet gave me some...
See, posting about farts and sexual deviance DOES pay off.
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Anonymous asked: I wish to give you coal on Steam but I cannot find you! I believe you'll make more use from it than I. :3
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