Set phasers to mayonnaise.
Jeff. You know that scene in the first episode? With Matt and Jeff? And Matt is like, "get a girlfriend, Jeff" and "delete your internet history"? Every time, I see the episode, I think of you. I feel like if the Doctor ever saw your computer, he would have the same reaction/say the same thing. =]
If the Doctor ever saw my Internet history he’d regenerate from sheer shock and terror.
How old are you?
Old as balls.
This is the U.S.S. My Weiner, requesting permission to enter your neutral zone.
"Your body is a wonderland...
…but someone needs to fire the groundskeeper.”
Captain's Log, supplemental:
Star Trek and Stella till my eyes bleed.
Boner? I hardly know 'er!
In the year 2099, the government outlawed boners. Anyone caught in violation would be sent to the Los Angeles island penal colony.
Only one man has ever escaped from the L.A. Erectional Facility.
This is my story.
Larry Potter: The Boy Who Lived...across the street from a Starbucks.
Yes, yes, everyone go to bed. Do not worry, I will finish your drinks.