clutter.

August 2011

Set phasers to mayonnaise.

Aug 1, 20117 notes

#warp sandwich engage

Aug 1, 201112 notes

#enterprise #star trek

Jeff. You know that scene in the first episode? With Matt and Jeff? And Matt is like, "get a girlfriend, Jeff" and "delete your internet history"? Every time, I see the episode, I think of you. I feel like if the Doctor ever saw your computer, he would have the same reaction/say the same thing. =]

If the Doctor ever saw my Internet history he’d regenerate from sheer shock and terror.

Jul 31, 20115 notes

How old are you?

Old as balls.

Jul 31, 20115 notes

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Jul 31, 201136 notes

This is the U.S.S. My Weiner, requesting permission to enter your neutral zone.

Jul 31, 20118 notes

#oh no klingons #in your vagina #firing phasers and photon torpedos #oops you're pregnant

"Your body is a wonderland...

…but someone needs to fire the groundskeeper.”

Jul 31, 20118 notes

#what john mayer couldn't say

Jul 31, 20114,363 notes

#it's still going strong #doctor who

July 2011

Captain's Log, supplemental:

Boobs.

Jul 31, 20112 notes

Star Trek and Stella till my eyes bleed.

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Jul 31, 201116 notes

#ultimate internet #beard #butt

Gryffinwhores.

Jul 31, 2011

Boner? I hardly know 'er!

Jul 31, 20113 notes

#boner blog 2k11

In the year 2099, the government outlawed boners. Anyone caught in violation would be sent to the Los Angeles island penal colony.

Only one man has ever escaped from the L.A. Erectional Facility.

This is my story.

Jul 31, 2011

#jeff brown in -- JIZZ FACTOR

Larry Potter: The Boy Who Lived...across the street from a Starbucks.

Jul 31, 20113 notes

Hufflesluts.

Jul 31, 201111 notes

#i cast engorgio on your boobs #you turn into a beautiful women #i put on my robe and wizard's hat

Yes, yes, everyone go to bed. Do not worry, I will finish your drinks.

Jul 31, 201112 notes

#mommy why does daddy drink so much? #shut your goddamned mouth

Jul 31, 20115 notes

#boner physics

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