May 2012
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May 1st
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“jef you have the best but.”
– Drunk Kahla
May 1st
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My Dad and Step-Mom take their laptops to the...
I’m finally home.
May 1st
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May 1st
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Ow.
My areola.
May 1st
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2 tags
May 1st
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How many roads must a man walk down...
…before they call him a cab.
May 1st
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2 tags
May 1st
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Hmph.
May 1st
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2 tags
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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2 tags
Whenever someone says they're doing something...
Ha. Hahaha. Yeah, right.
May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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I've run out of ideas for content.
Oh no.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apologies for the overt sexual nature of so many...
I blame spring hormones. And Obama.
Apr 30th
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Cleavage: A sexy butt for your chest.
Apr 30th
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Beastie Boys: So what'cha what'cha what'cha what'cha want? I said what'cha what'cha what'cha wa...
Me: Boobs.
Apr 30th
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2 tags
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Dude: Deez nutz?!
Me: Yes, those nuts.
Apr 29th
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positivelyscarred asked: You kind of remind me of Marten from QuestionableContent.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Make post about loving butts --> Get a sexy butt...
I love my life.
Apr 29th
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I wasn't always this butt-crazy.
Back in the day I couldn’t have cared less about hips and rumps. I was strictly a boobs man — the first porn I ever really searched was boob jobs (not the medical procedure, but tit wanks). I mean, I still love me some cleavage and some dirty pillows, but something about a fine beeeeeehind and some legs and hips to go with it… augh. I wanna get that pregnant. I wanna get it...
Apr 29th
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I've gone completely butt-crazy.
Apr 29th
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2 tags
Apr 29th
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I want to smooch on all of the ladies.
Apr 29th
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saintfrancais asked: Andy French from the short-lived show Mission Hill... except with more foresight.
Apr 29th
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likethepresident asked: You remind me a lot of Scott Pilgrim..
Apr 29th
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you... →
Why the hell not. I never do these things, I figure I’m due.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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You better like yourself, because there's no...
Apr 29th
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I scored one million Internet points yesterday.
Progress.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Let's start over again: Literally, nothing sexier... →
brokentripod: :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|… Sigh.
Apr 28th
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A butt to call my own.
Apr 28th
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portkeytoinsanity asked: Hey el sick-o. Get better, yo
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Every time you use the word "glomp" a weeaboo gets...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Someone go have sex with Jeff.
tacgnol:
Apr 27th
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