MY FURSONA DOES NOT FORGIVE. MY FURSONA DOES NOT FORGET.
June 2012
Don't worry, I'm not a vengeful person.
I can’t say the same about my fursona, though.
Build That Wall (Zia's Theme)
Darren Korb
This song.
This soundtrack.
So lovely.
May 2012
I have surpassed my poop quota for the day.
What did you think of Paranormal Activity 3? Scary or not scary?
I never watched it.
Didn’t watch the second one either.
Probably because I was so excited for the first movie and instead of being on the edge of my seat in the theater I was laughing my ass off. I was hyped, so hyped, along with all of my friends for Paranormal Activity — I had read the accounts of people flipping out in theaters and vomiting, and I absolutely LOVE a good ghost story.
But when we went to see it I just found the acting to be so bad, the characters so unlikable, and the dialogue so cheesy and lame that any fear that the movie meant to instill in me was replaced with hilarity.
“We shall give them no quarter!”
—A war general or someone who hates panhandlers
“haha omg i’m just making this dating profile becuz i lost a bet with a friend!”
—A gigantic liar
Someone should invent a t-shirt that will allow you to tan your torso.
For those of us who’d like to get a little color, but have no desire to disrobe in public.
I'm sorry, but you seem to be suffering from Boner Dentata.
“Mm, touch my body…”
—Things my physicians wish I’d stop saying during physicals
I wish I didn't eat all of my gummy worms last night.
Because man.
Some gummy worms would really hit the spot right about now.
When I was biking earlier today a guy passed me and sped ahead.
But I noticed that he had a bee on his butt.
So I screamed, “BEE ON BUTT!”
He didn’t hear me.
I hope he’s okay.