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Someone come take care of me. :(

I’ve been throwing up all day. I can’t keep anything down — I think the frozen pizza I ate last night wasn’t cooked thoroughly. 

It’s times like these when a girlfriend would come in handy, to bring me Pepto Bismol and soup.

If I don’t make it, I want you all to know the gold…

…the gold is buried…

…under the…

*ack blugh*

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  1. petitessedespassions said: WHY AM I READING THIS UNTIL NOW? DAMN IT. DAMN IT ALL. I will send the Pepto for future maladies.
  2. galaxar said: If only you weren’t like 6 hours away. But I’ll send you some pepto and soup in my mind okay. I want you to pretend you’re getting it from me okay. Visualize it in your mind. Ok. Cool.
  3. acciodicks said: now I’ll never know. and stay hydrated. all that spewing will make your insides as dry as a raisin.
  4. thekweebird said: Awww, I’m sorry Jeff! Feel better, man, try saltines, I can usually keep those down when I nothing else will.
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