The toaster broke.
If the toaster is broke, I can’t make toast.
If I can’t make toast, I can’t spread Nutella for snacks.
If I can’t spread Nutella on toast for snacks, I have to fist the jar and lick the contents off of my bruised knuckle like some Fight Club-version of Winnie the Pooh.
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tothemoonalice said:
lol your post is amusing, but toasters are not required for toast! My husband and I don’t even own s toaster; we just use the oven for toast. :P
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ohheyimheather said:
you can toast bread in the oven!
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awesomejamie said:
I love your entire existence.
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