clutter.

I am so bad at making eye contact.

I’m either too intense or too haphazard.

It’s like,

“I AM LOOKING INSIDE OF YOU.”

or

“hey i see you oh the door opened over there look a car outside whoops back around looking at your forehead that’s close enough whoops that lady dropped her purse oh man my shoes are shiny hey there’s your cleavage.”

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   cleavage part though hahahah

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3. sam said: THIS IS MY EXACT PROBLEM. I KNOW THAT FEEL, BRO.
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    You’re not alone hahaha

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